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Apparate Somewhere by: thelovemedicine

cigarette-smke:

No castles, no damsels in distress, no such thing as Robin Hood!

(via for-whom-trenzalore-calls)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via amithereal)

sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

(Source: icarly-official, via itstrxyler)

helbigismyharto:

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. 

Whatever — the soup is getting cold.
— Last sentence of a mathematical theorem in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebook, 1518 (x)

(Source: free-parking, via sci-universe)


katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

(via coordinatornarvin)

You’d starve to death trying to find the light switch…
— The Doctor (via for-whom-trenzalore-calls)

(Source: victoriouz, via dapplejack)

(Source: katieffitchhasmoved, via dapplejack)

getting-realtired-of-your-shit:

that was the most homosexual episode I’ve ever seen

give me 10 more like it